Random Quotes

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Random Quotes (27)
  • |2009-12-26 08:44:23 Mawzy  - Test
    Post away!
  • |2010-01-14 10:25:25 Larry the Cable Guy!!
    GET R DONE!!!!!
  • |2010-01-18 19:58:35 Greta
    My mouth feels so dirty... what?! its just the alfredo sauce
  • |2010-01-21 22:20:19 Ashley
    i am selling my pickle for 20 cents... does anyone wnat a pickle fro 20 cents?
  • |2010-01-21 22:21:41 poke and greta
    -today when you walked in when you were all blow-dried...
    -well you look real nice blow-dried too.
  • |2010-01-23 11:12:19 Eric
    Lets treat her like a dairy cow and milk her til she's dry!
  • |2010-01-23 11:59:16 Stick
    wow. i think i just got a hangover...
  • |2010-02-01 15:01:21 Eddie
    Eddie- Scott to you want big spoon or little spoon?
  • |2010-02-01 21:20:34 Boots  - OPAC
    Where the FUCK are my toiletries???
  • |2010-02-01 21:22:22 Squirrel  - OPAC
    Can I be the teaspoon?
  • |2010-02-01 21:40:09 Spud  - OPAC
    Go for his nipple!
  • |2010-02-02 14:44:38 Someone from Kemptville  - OPAC
    She's single, and she's got quota
  • |2010-02-04 10:39:14 Ashley K - Exec meeting
    K: "I wish we had a broomball team"
    A: "That's how my mom lost all her teeth."
  • |2010-02-04 16:27:04 Greta
    am i supposed to be feeling this disconnection between my eyes and the rest of my brain?
  • |2010-02-10 00:31:39 Stick
    no don't tie my legs together... they dont belong together!
  • |2010-03-03 14:04:11 Boots
    You belong with me Spud, You belong with me!
  • |2010-03-15 19:59:41 Greta
    "when i used to do it to boys in grade 9, they were really hard"
  • |2010-03-30 20:51:46 Stick
    'NO! SHE'S GOING TO SUCK IT'
  • |2010-04-06 20:23:03 knapton/danille
    K: what are you doing??!?!?!
    D: a strip tease to pop goes the weasel
  • |2010-04-15 13:27:07 Knapton
    I'm going back to my natural habitat...a.k.a, my bed
  • |2010-04-17 11:17:40 Knapton
    While playing a computer game and listening to Telephone: "Beyonce is my idol. If I was black I'd want to be like her..... What? I couldn't pull it off like this, I'd have to be black."
  • |2010-12-14 22:33:19 Stick
    Greta: Why are you humming?
    Stick: I'm not humming.
    Greta: Yes you were. HMM HMMM HMMMMM, thats humming.
    Stick: No... that was giggling... with a song.
  • |2011-01-24 15:09:30 Anonymous
    Anonymous Person 1: "Leafs fan suck!"
    Anonymous Person 2: "No they don't, they are just loyal! They are happy to have a team, and keep cheering for them no matter how much their team sucks. They're like the 11s!"
  • |2011-03-03 03:38:46 Boots  - Ms Aggie Pub
    "Well if it's any CONSTELLATION..."
  • |2011-03-04 18:18:54 Parker and Tim  - Crop Ecology Class (aka BS Class)
    Parker: Is your group going to make a Haiku Poem?
    Tim: No, we were going to do an interpretive dance!!
  • |2011-08-02 13:21:17 Merkel  - important
    have you ever heard something about link:http://www.4rx.com/ ? I think you should add something about that element, shouldn't you?
  • |2012-01-17 21:43:49 Overheard on Dairy Science Tri  - robots
    why did the farmer with the 2 tie stall milking robots cross the road?

    Because he had nothing better to do...
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